I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize