dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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