We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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