My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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