Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
