i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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