Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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