He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Randomize
