So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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