the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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