First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
As shirtless as possible
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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