its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We had to coat check the pizza.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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