It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
They have beer where we have blood.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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