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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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