We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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