bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
