before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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