Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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