Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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