you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
MIDGETS
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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