so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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