And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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