Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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