I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
