So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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