What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I came so hard my ears popped.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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