Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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