he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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