He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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