I can't watch pbs sober anymore
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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