I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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