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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Did you just throw up mid-sentence?

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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And to think..we used to do everything sober...

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(706): View more from Georgia

They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods

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(908): View more from New Jersey

At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.

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(845): View more from New York

He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.

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