Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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