Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
