How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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