This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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