I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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