i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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