You really coming over, don't trick.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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