no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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