I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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