redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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