Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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