im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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