at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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