remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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