Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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