Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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