it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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