The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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