She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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