just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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