We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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