Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
how drunk are you?
Several
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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