Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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